Allah found in piece of meat

So, a Nigerian restaurant has found several pieces of meat bearing the name 'Allah' (there are machines that can do that, you know).

"When the writings were discovered there were some Islamic scholars who came and ate here and they all commented that it was a sign to show that Islam is the only true religion for mankind," he said. Well fuck me, so that's what the gristle is telling us?

Yeah, right. An all-powerful god couldn't have picked a rather more prestigious way of communicating? This will go down with the 'Mother Teresa in a cinnamon bun', 'Jesus Christ on a fence' (which gave a much-needed boost to the local tourist industry), and who could forget the image of Jesus in the 'Miracle Chipati'? Or the tropical fish with the markings of Allah? Or that Allah communicated through a tomato?

I think what all these things say about humans is: grow up and stop being so pathetic and desperate. If there were supreme beings (and there is zero evidence here) they would surely have more power than to communicate through cakes.